For those who don’t already know, this young lady turned 49 today.

Ok, so she's only 39...whatever.

So raise your glasses for the only girl we know who pees standing up, never complains and isn’t afraid to put some damn gravy on her hashbrowns…..

Clearly more of a man than Adam

……who fearlessly stands within the blast-radius of Casey’s over-active colon for 28 hours……….

..she never even blinked

…isn’t afraid to paddle with Betty White…

….and runs almost as fast as me…

OK, we all know that's not true.

Let’s just hope she doesn’t shatter a hip before the next race:)