It’s Adam Laffoon’s Birthday
So, I just found out that it’s Adam’s birthday. I have no idea how old he is, but I’m sure he’s in a fancy restaurant right now singing Happy Birthday…to himself.
Happy birthday, asshole.
And while I’m unaware of Adam’s age, I’d like to honor this day with the naming of a rock face I recently found near Cedar Creek. Since it so closely resembles a giant dick, I find it only fitting that it be a named after a giant dick. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the “Laffoon Stone.”
Any resemblance of the Laffoonstone to an actual person’s inverted penis is purely coincidental and very, very sad.
And now I can look forward to CAC2, when I will place a control flag on top of the Laffoonstone and laugh as one by one, all our non-racers climb to the top of a penis-shaped rock.
Posted on January 24, 2013, in Adam masturbates. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.
Team Virtus 
But won’t you have to climb it first?
Good point, Patrick.
I havn’t been able to find the details for the CAC. The last date I saw was the 20th. Has it changed? And location? Trying to find another team mate Tim will not be able to make it.
Nope, it’s still on 4/20. The “sneak peak” of our CAC that I referred to on facebook was the photo of the Laffoonstone where we will definitely place a Checkpoint.
Umm, isn’t the cac2 on the 6th? The OGRE is 4/20.
Yes. I’m an idiot. The CAC2 is definitely on April 6th. That’s April SIXTH, not the 20th. I’m so stupid.
I think what you meant to say was “You’re right, Kate.”
Ahhh
Yeah, what Kage said! Unless the CAC2 is along the route of the Ogre…..
Whoops…typed too slow.