It’s Adam Laffoon’s Birthday


So, I just found out that it’s Adam’s birthday. I have no idea how old he is, but I’m sure he’s in a fancy restaurant right now singing Happy Birthday…to himself.


Happy birthday, asshole.

And while I’m unaware of Adam’s age, I’d like to honor this day with the naming of a rock face I recently found near Cedar Creek. Since it so closely resembles a giant dick, I find it only fitting that it be a named after a giant dick. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the “Laffoon Stone.”



Any resemblance of the Laffoonstone to an actual person’s inverted penis is purely coincidental and very, very sad.

And now I can look forward to CAC2, when I will place a control flag on top of the Laffoonstone and laugh as one by one, all our non-racers climb to the top of a penis-shaped rock.

About Bob Jenkins

Crusher of beers.

Posted on January 24, 2013, in Adam masturbates. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. But won’t you have to climb it first?

  2. Dave (The Tardy Rooster)

    I havn’t been able to find the details for the CAC. The last date I saw was the 20th. Has it changed? And location? Trying to find another team mate Tim will not be able to make it.

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